Showing posts with label toppings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toppings. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Real Talk... That required us to pause The Bachelorette

What? Sometimes your conversations need a minute and you have to pause a one on one date.

M: I don't like him. He's not very deep. What he wants in a woman is "great and sweet"?

L: That's what I'm looking for... Someone who's great and sweet. Are you saying that's not enough?

M: Great and sweet are like the sprinkles... I need know a little more.

L: I might add funny...

M: Sprinkles! I need to know what flavor ice cream you're getting.

L: So you're not going to approve of a guy I date because he's a topping, and not a flavor?

M: No. I just want more. Tell me that you don't want a super adventurous guy. Or at least not one that makes you go on ridiculous adventures.

L: I don't know. I might do it for love.

M: (serious face) You'd never skydive. Even for love.

L: No. But I might camp.

M: Good. Camping for love. You've got a new hit show on your hands there.

L: Let me know the ratings report on Which Flavor Are You.