That would be a mistake.

At least we all know where we stand.

M: Let's Captain Planet salute! (Makes a fist like the Captain himself.)

L: No! I'm not putting my fist anywhere near yours, you've tricked me into pounding it before.

M: Captain Planet doesn't pound it, just puts fists in the center.

L: I don't trust you, I'm not putting my knuckles anywhere near yours.

M: I'm going to put my knuckles in your face. (We both chuckle for a moment.)

L: That would be a mistake.

M: I know.

Arrrrr Mateys!

A late night chat about pirates.

Michelle: What if pirates were real?
Lindsey: Pirates are real.
Michelle: I know. But I'm talking about old timey pirates, with like peg legs and stuff.
Lindsey: I'm sure they used to be real. But we have modern medicine. They'd have prosthetics.
Michelle: You're telling me, that if I was out on the beach, and a pirate ship washed ashore, the captain would have a prosthetic leg?
Lindsey: Yes. I think a current day pirate missing his leg would have a prosthetic not a peg.
Michelle: I want real pirates. With peg legs, hooks and crocodiles
Lindsey: Like Peter Pan?
Michelle: Yes. His name was Captain Hook, not Captain Prosthetic. And Captain Planet, not Captain Transplant.
Lindsey: Captain Planet wasn't a pirate. He was a hero.... Trying to take pollution down to zero.