Me vs. Texting

When I text a guy, it goes a little something like this...

M: *taptaptaptaptap* Ugh, I can't write that.. *deletedeletedeletedelete*

M: Oh, I know.. *taptaptaptaptap* Perfect.

(10 seconds later)

M: What is taking so long? I knew I shouldn't have said that. He is probably laughing at how nonsensical that text was. He's just having a good, loooong laugh abo-

<buzzzzz>

M: See? I'm clever. That was clever. He totally got it. 

M: *taptaptap..deletedelete...pause...taptaptaptaptap*

M: Oh crap, I misspelled like three things. I have to fix them or he'll think I'm illiterate.

M: *taptaptaptaptaptap...smileyface*

M: Again? Really autocorrect??

M: *taptaptaptap..sillymonkeyface*

M: Monkey face?? How old are you, Michelle? Nobody sends a monkey face? You are such an-

<buzzzzz>

M: Awwww, he sent a monkey face too. I knew that was the right move. Duh.

When I text Lindsey, it's a different story...

M: *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap..insert photo* Lindsey is gonna think this is HYS-terical

(10 seconds later)

M: Why hasn't she responded? This stuff is gold. She must be dead...or busy, probably injured..she would never ignore this.. There's a cat invol-

<buzzzzz>

M: I know, right? SO funny. 

M: *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*

M: Stupid autocorrect.. Although, it IS funnier when it says lizards instead of like...*shrugs*

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M: *taptaptap* 

M: *taptaptap*

M: *taptaptap*

M: Sending messages out of order, really Verizon? What do I pay you for.

<buzzz>

M: I knew she'd figure it out. That's why we're friends.

This all makes sense, right? Right.