What? Sometimes your conversations need a minute and you have to pause a one on one date.
M: I don't like him. He's not very deep. What he wants in a woman is "great and sweet"?
L: That's what I'm looking for... Someone who's great and sweet. Are you saying that's not enough?
M: Great and sweet are like the sprinkles... I need know a little more.
L: I might add funny...
M: Sprinkles! I need to know what flavor ice cream you're getting.
L: So you're not going to approve of a guy I date because he's a topping, and not a flavor?
M: No. I just want more. Tell me that you don't want a super adventurous guy. Or at least not one that makes you go on ridiculous adventures.
L: I don't know. I might do it for love.
M: (serious face) You'd never skydive. Even for love.
L: No. But I might camp.
M: Good. Camping for love. You've got a new hit show on your hands there.
L: Let me know the ratings report on Which Flavor Are You.
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