Me: He didn't even put the litter box back..
Lindsey: He what? (Distractedly looking up from her computer)
Me: He didn't put the litter box back when he finished!
Lindsey: (Stops and looks up, gravely) What. In. The. Hell. Bruce.
Bruce came to install our new cable today. We still don't have Internet.
What in the hell, Bruce?
Real post as soon as we do, happy new year!