One evening while watching TV on the Wii...
L: (in EXTREME panic) The batteries died!! THE BATTERIES DIED!!!
M: I don't know what you want me to do about that.
L: They're dead. No blue lights!!
M: (opens a console where we keep various items) Nothing but bones in there.
L: Bones? The bones of old remotes?! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
M: Dog bones. Chillax. There are batteries in the kitchen.
L: Thank God.