At least we all know where we stand.
M: Let's Captain Planet salute! (Makes a fist like the Captain himself.)
L: No! I'm not putting my fist anywhere near yours, you've tricked me into pounding it before.
M: Captain Planet doesn't pound it, just puts fists in the center.
L: I don't trust you, I'm not putting my knuckles anywhere near yours.
M: I'm going to put my knuckles in your face. (We both chuckle for a moment.)
L: That would be a mistake.
M: I know.